Incidentally, I’m posting this from my phone, which always tries to autocorrect ‘kick’ to ‘fuck’.
Also awkward when you try to inform a potential suitor, via text message, that you need a ‘kick up the arse’.
Did I actually just say “potential suitor”? You know what I mean. Someone I was attempting to get in about, ages ago. It’s hardly relevant. Jeez, just let it go, ok?
Continue reading “Kick a girl while she’s down.”
So – having been gluten-free (ish) for two weeks, and having nothing else of much interest to write about, I thought I’d jot down some observations.
Oh – but before I start, I also need to make an apology. To any producers of baked goods – particularly Warburtons and McVities – who are wondering why their profits have plummeted in a fortnight, I am truly sorry.
Continue reading “Observations.”
On Sunday night, I was invited to my best friend from school (well, the only friend from school who I still actually see)’s big brother’s wedding reception.
Now, I’m not known as the most punctual of people.
Continue reading “How to make an entrance.”
I love food.
I mean, I really, really love food.
(I’m not fat. Honest. A little soft round the edges, maybe, but not actually fat.)
Continue reading “The worst news a foodie can get?”